Peter Epstein-Takahashi is a 16 year-old High School Mock Trial star and resident nerd. Lucille, who is his 'not-girlfriend', offers to give him the greatest gift that any young man in the cusp of adulthood can possibly receive: his first blow-job. Problem is, Peter has a small dick... or so he thinks. With the support of his hipper-than-hip gay dads and a vaguely sci-fi-looking penis pump, Peter must use all his tools to measure up against the highly unrealistic expectations of a hyper-masculinized misogynistic society. But as the old cliché goes, sometimes in this world, it's not the size that matters, it's definitely how you use it.